{"id":311,"date":"2004-01-19T09:12:46","date_gmt":"2004-01-19T14:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mancide.net\/wordpress\/?p=79"},"modified":"2004-01-19T09:12:46","modified_gmt":"2004-01-19T14:12:46","slug":"girls-who-dont-answer-cell-phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/2004\/01\/19\/girls-who-dont-answer-cell-phones\/","title":{"rendered":"Girls Who Don&#8217;t Answer Cell Phones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, this is the last time I break my &#8220;no one under 21 rule&#8221;. Went out with this chicka, thought everything went good, told her I&#8217;d call her so we could do it again, tried on 3 different days, no answer. Doesn&#8217;t even return my call either. Doesn&#8217;t have her voicemail setup, so I can&#8217;t leave a message, but I know she had to see that I called, she knew my number because she&#8217;s called me back before. Anyway, a longtime friend reminded me of the &#8220;don&#8217;t date anyone that can&#8217;t have a drink with you, even if you don&#8217;t drink&#8221; rule, because, well, it makes sense. Apparently there is a generation gap there or something. Oh well, I&#8217;d still like to know what happened, well, rather, who told her some bogus shit. I&#8217;m not dumb, I know this had to happen, it&#8217;s really the only explination. Anyway, I guess I&#8217;ll go back into the <i>girls are evil<\/i> mindset until some pretty young thing proves me wrong (<i>doubtful ;P<\/i>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, this is the last time I break my &#8220;no one under 21 rule&#8221;. Went out with this chicka, thought everything went good, told her I&#8217;d call her so we could do it again, tried on 3 different days, no answer. Doesn&#8217;t even return my call either. Doesn&#8217;t have her voicemail setup, so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rambling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mancide.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}